Going ‘Ballistics’

10.Mar.10 By Christa

In college I had a poetry writing professor who was famous by her own right, but the sister of a far more famous writer. Our assignment was to find a collection of poetry, read it, learn a bit about the writer, analyze the work, and then present our findings. I hopped down the street to the neighborhood indie book store, and plopped down on the floor in front of a relatively small poetry section.

One of those artsy fartsy booksellers interrupted me and asked if he could help me find something. I told him I needed a book of poetry by a female writer, current, something that made sense and wasn’t a mix of code and hubris, less rhyme, more narrative.

I like to imagine he scratched his scraggly beard:

“Hmm …,” he said. “A contemporary female prose poet who is non-esoteric.”

He couldn’t help me. (I ended up with Little Girls in Church by Kathleen Norris, which to this day contains one of my favorite poems “Young Lovers with Pizza.”) But with a single scratch of his beard and the word “non-esoteric” this lit head had soured me on poetry. Until that day, I thought I might become a poet.

Turns out I was looking for Billy Collins. Not so much female, of course, but definitely non-esoteric, contemporary. I don’t read a ton of poetry these days, but when I do it is his. (Or Bukowski, or Simic, I suppose). He could almost be classified as a comedian, penning mini Laffy Taffy lines. He is a total treat, taking short stories about usable objects, scraping off the fat, and leaving behind something simple and funny. In the collection Ballistics more than I remember in his other books, he is very self-referential. He becomes a character in his own words, his poem becomes the subject of the same poem, he stops a piece in the middle to address the reader. The effect is totally charming. More often than not, I chuckled at the last line and then dog-eared the page.

In “Quiet” he says: “It occurred to me around dusk after I had lit three candles and was pouring myself a glass of wine that I had not uttered a word to a soul all day.”

In a super-short piece called “Divorce,” he writes: “Once two spoons in a bed, now tined forks across a granite table and the knives they had hired.”

The title poem, “Ballistics,” is about seeing a photograph of a bullet piercing the pages of a book.

I forgot all about the marvels of photography
and began to wonder which book
the photographer had selected for the shot.”

Raymond Chandler? A history of Scottish Lighthouses, a biography of Joan of Arc, an anthology of medieval literature? He wonders.

But later, as I was drifting off to sleep,
I realized that the executed book
was a recent collection of poems
by someone of whom I was not fond
and that bullet must have passed through
his writing with little resistance
at twenty-eight hundred feet per second,
through the poems about his childhood
and the ones about the dreary state of the world,
and then through the author’s photograph,
through the beard, the round glasses,
and that special poet’s hat he loves to wear.”

Oh, snap, Collins.

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6 questions we always ask — Swati Avasthi, author

09.Mar.10 By Jodi Chromey

Swati Avasthi is the co-curator (along with Heather Bouwman) of The Second Story Reading Series. This bi-monthly series features young adult and middle grade authors, pairing an emerging author with an established one. Swati is also the author of the just-released Split a young adult novel about a sixteen-year-old boy running from his abusive father. You can help her celebrate the launch of her book by attending a reading at 7 p.m. Saturday, March 20 at The Loft, 1011 Washington Avenue South, Minneapolis. Until then you can read her answers to the 6 questions we always ask.

What book(s) are you currently reading?
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison, and Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat by Lynne Jonell.

Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Who?
Oh my. So many to choose from. Let’s see. First crush: Sodapop from The Outsiders.

If your favorite author came to Minnesota, who would it be and what bar would you take him/her to?
I’m not sure Emily Bronte would fit in the Minneapolis bar scene. I’d probably take her up north and try to cheer her up with some of Betty’s Pies and the soothing waters of Lake Superior.

What was your first favorite book?
Little House in the Big Woods.

Let’s say Fahrenheit 451 comes to life, which book would you become in order to save it from annihilation?
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee.

What is one book you haven’t read but want to read before you die?
Graham Greene’s The Quiet American. I keep reading the first chapter and stopping but not for the reason you might think. In my view, the first chapter is perfect. I don’t mean strong or wonderful or amazing. I mean perfect. I don’t want to spoil it by reading on and finding imperfection.

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Still scary after all these years

08.Mar.10 By Jodi Chromey

For nearly twenty-five years, the story of Blackbriar haunted me. When I was in sixth grade, Mrs. Mullins read it out loud to our reading class. Even in the fully-lit classroom surrounded by kids the story was scary as hell.

After sixth grade I didn’t give the book much thought. But whenever anyone asked me about scary books this is the one I’d conjure up. The problem was for years and years I had forgotten the title of the book and wasn’t sure if I ever knew the name of the author.

All I could remember was the creepy image of names carved on the back of a door. Each name had a date next to it, effectively making the entire house a giant tombstone. I remember that it had something to do with the Black Plague. But that’s it.

Occasionally, I’d ask someone if they’d ever read the black plague with the names on the door book when they were a kid. “You know the one with the tunnel and names, the NAMES. The names on the door!” Because repetition is the surest way to jog someone’s memory, right?

When Google was finally invented I would randomly search for things like black plague + children’s book or black plague + tunnel. Nothing. Sometime within the last year or so while doing something that had nothing remotely to do with books, the word Blackbriar flashed in my head. Forty-five seconds later, I knew the name of the book and the author (William Sleator). A few weeks ago I finally got around to buying the book.

Hoo boy! Blackbriar still had the power to scare me. I’m not sure how much was suspense came from the actual writing and how much was remembered fright, but it was a damn fun read.

The book’s about Danny, a fifteen-year-old orphan in London. His parents died when he was six or seven and apparently he had no family at all, because he became the ward of his mom’s lawyer. The lawyer lets Phillipa, a secretary at Danny’s school, become his guardian.

Around the time the book starts Phillipa’s had it with her job and London, and decides on a whim to pack up her cat, Islington, and Danny and move out to the country. When they arrive in the small town of Dunchester, the locals are freaked that Phillipa and Danny are going to go live up on the hill in the creepy, old Blackbriar.

The locals’ reactions and they way clam up whenever anyone mentions Blackbriar doesn’t deter Phillipa, and they move right on in. Of course once they get there all kinds of strange things start happening and Danny’s having crazy premontion-y dreams. There’s a ghoulish doll. Islington’s being creepier than usual. And there’s the door. The door with the names carved into it, just like I remembered. All the names have dates next to them except for the final name, Mary Peachy.

Danny’s curious and like a meddling character from Scooby-Doo he starts getting into the townsfolk’s business. With, of course, dire consequences. Along the way he meets Lark, a local girl about his age, who is enchanted with the cliffs and woods that surround Blackbriar. Oh, and the weird tumuli (an artificial mound, esp. over a grave; barrow) not far from Danny’s house.

Reading this book at thirty-seven is a lot different than hearing it at twelve. A lot of the suspense felt a little trite or obvious. But there were some scenes that had my pulse racing. At one point Danny and Phillipa return from a trip to town to see, through the window, a fire burning in the fireplace. Yikes, even now it gives me a shiver of fear.

Aside from the mystery and suspense here, what you really have is a coming of age story. One where Danny discovers that he doesn’t have to be an insolent brat who follows Phillipa’s every whim. It was a lot of fun to read, and I have to admit I purposely read the last few chapters in broad daylight, lest the scary images haunt my dreams.

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One hand clapping

07.Mar.10 By Christa

In The Good Thief, Hannah Tinti has created the equivalent of a carnival moon walk for adults. It is an adventure story, complete with an orphan and everything: Ren is a one-handed klepto who has recently been sprung from a priest-run home for boys slash winery by a man named Benjamin claiming to be his brother who weaves a fantastical tale about their dead parents. He’s brought along visuals. Two partial scalps to prove the massacre.

Benjamin uses Ren as a sympathy lure, making it easier to steal a horse and cart from a farmer. They join up with Benjamin’s partner in crime, a bit of a booze hound, and take off for a fictitious East Coast town, where they make a living as grave robbers. This attracts the attention of Mr. McGinty, who runs the town with a band of heavies referred to as the “hat men,” who hijack, beat, chase and threaten Ren et. al.

Along the way, Ren befriends a killer giant who had been buried alive, a deaf landlady and a band of women who are employed at the mousetrap factory, a wily dwarf who lives on a roof, and Ren’s two best friends from the orphanage, twin brothers.

This is just a cute, cute story, a full-on tug for the imagination. A scene where Ren is being chased along the rooftops of North Umbrage is so exciting that I felt like a ten year old curled up with one of those books that has the power to turn a casual reader into a voracious book freak. For all the charm, cleverness, and simplicity of language, this isn’t my favorite genre as an adult. So I like what Tinti did, and I admire the way she pulled it off. And it brought back a lot of good memories about my first relationships with books. But it probably won’t land in my top ten.

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‘Murder She Wrote’ Meets ‘Dead Like Me’

Sadie Witt is a vibrant sixty-four year old woman who, with her sister, Jane, runs a small resort in northern Minnesota called Witt’s End. Unlike conservative Jane, Sadie wears miniskirts, a thong, tank tops, and spikes her colorful hair. Oh yeah, did I happen to mention she is also a death coach? It seems that the souls of the deceased, who have not crossed over to the other side, meet in cabin 14 to discuss their future plans. They’ve only got thirty days to cross over before they dissolve away into nothing. Sadie is there to help guide them, and of course, only she can see the dead.

At Witt’s End is Beth Solheim’s debut novel. It features a cast of colorful characters, and is about a fifty/fifty split of dead vs. alive. Sadie is by far the strongest character in the book, and some of my favorite scenes were the bickerings between her and her sister.

“That’s repulsive. A woman your age wearing a thong?” The furrows in Jane’s forehead deepened. She lifted Sadie’s purple miniskirt and took a peek. “Don’t those sequins irritate your skin?”
“No. They match the pink in my shirt. It’s called Pink Passion. Color coordination is all the rage. It also matches Belly’s [the dog] neckerchief.” Sadie patted her heavily-gelled, pink-spiked hairdo and said, “Big Leon created this color to coordinate with my outfit.”
“You look like a wad of bubblegum.” pps 90 & 91

As if running a cabin resort and helping the dead figure out how to cross over wasn’t headache enough, Sadie Witt also has to deal with Carl Swanson, a corrupt deputy sheriff trying to get her land. It doesn’t help that one of the dead tells Sadie that a car accident in which he and his parents were killed was no accident at all. Swanson is convinced it was so it’s up to Sadie to help solve the mystery before the boy’s thirty days are up.

At Witt’s End is a quick read and fun little romp. Solheim captured the flavor of northern Minnesota and has given her characters a unique (and some, eccentric) voice. She has added a creative little twist on the paranormal fiction genre and eased it over the border into mystery. Although Solheim did a did a good job of suspending my disbelief of ghosts and a death coach, there were some questions that I would’ve liked answered having to do with ghosts carrying material things and writing notes that can later be seen by the living. Being that the title is At Witt’s End ~ A Sadie Witt Mystery I can only assume that there will be a sequel and hopefully my questions will be answered then.

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